1. Monkey, Monkey! I wanted a monkey!
a. Not until you're eighteen.
b. Is there a point to this?
c. Why do I have a feeling I'll regret taking this test?
d. Polar Bears are better.
e. ...
f. o.o What do you need a monkey for?
g. WTF?
h. Only if I get one, too.
i. No. I don't think so.
j. ... -smacks-
2. I KNOW you are but what am I?!
a. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Oh, by the way? You stink. HA.
b. This is stupid.
c. That doesn't even make any sense!
d. I bet you're a ham sandwich. Well, just guessing. I could be wrong. It's just that you look like a ham sandwich.
e. Does that even make any sense?
f. A pig.
g. I decree you to be a potato.
h. Douchesaywhat?
i. what?
j. You'll be dead if you don't leave now.
3. I'm gonna start a brawl!
a. -tugs at your ear- NO.
b. Ah, finally. AN EXCUSE TO HURT YOU.
c. I'm in!
d. Can't we all just get along?
e. Either you take it outside or you don't do it.
f. Uhm.. why? -blink-
g. No. I'M going to start a brawl!
h. Ohhhh! Let me help!
i. Don't you have anything better to do?
j. Leave me out of it.
4. MAYONAISE!
a. It goes great with egg salad. Do you happen to have some?
b. I have come up with one hundred and five ways to GUT you now.
c. Oh, great. Now I want some. Thanks a lot.
d. I prefer ketchup, really.
e. -cringes-
f. Hm.. maybe.
g. Only on my hotdogs.
h. No, thank you.
i. No thank you. -smiles-
j. No. Just. No.
5. I wrote you a song!
a. I'd like to hear it. As long as it's not about Iguanas.
b. Find someone else who wants to hear it.
c. Don't get me mixed up in your batshit, freak.
d. As long as it's not too perky.
e. That's... nice.
f. You didn't have to, really.
g. But I wrote a song about me!
h. I expect nothing by a latin chorus and praises to my glory.
i. Really? Do tell.
j. Other people used to do that. They don't anymore. So, I don't really care.
6. I AM A CHOCOLATE BISCUIT!
a. JUST a chocolate biscuit?
b. That's nice. NOW GO AWAY.
c. ...What?
d. Well, if you say so. But you're a weird looking cookie.
e. I'll just... leave you to your delusions.
f. Sure you are.
g. I've seen a better looking chocolate cookie.
h. Then, you wouldn't mind if I took a bite?
i. Never met a cookie I didn't like.
j. WHY do you have to be so loud?
7. You're mean. I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!
a. I'll learn to love again. Don't worry about me.
b. GOOD. Now, can you leave me alone?
c. You're seriously freaking me out now.
d. Aw, shucks.
e. You brought this upon yourself.
f. Well, that's alright. I suppose.
g. I never loved you anyway.
h. ^^ That's alright.
i. Oh, HOW shall I EVER live? -sarcasm-
8.THE LADIES ARE HERE!
a. Oh, good! How do I look?
b. Of course they are. -smug-
c. No thanks. I.. don't like women. o.o
d. Sorry girls, I'm taken. ^^ Maybe my brothers would be interested.
e. o.o -starts to run-
f. o.o Is it a stampede?
g. My goodness! Still so popular after so long.
h. Bring in the girls!
i. Here comes trouble.
j. Not right now. I'm quite busy.
9. AHAHAHAHA! I get it. I bet you're gay.
a. Sometimes, sure. Why not?
b. I don't see why this is any of your business.
c. You say that like it's a bad thing.
d. You're wrong, my dear. Try again.
e. Well, I never denied it.
f. Ah... no.
g. You must have me mistaken for someone else.
h. -is distracted by the ladies-
i. Well. -blink- In some circles, I am.
j. What's it to you if I am or I'm not?








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